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Online badu scenes of a man spurting blood after an axe attack have been shown in court at the trial of accused attacker Evie Amati. Sitting in the dock of the District Court, Evie Amati, accused of the attempted murder of two 7-Eleven blonde lady that works in corner store in a suburban Sydney store, put her head in her hands and wiped her eyes as CCTV was shown to the jury revealing the shocking scenes of the attack.

In the video, which shows internal footage from Enmore 7 Eleven in the early hours of a January 7 last year shows the accused dressed in black strolling in carrying an axe.

Mr Rimmer appears to make a joke and continues chatting with Ms Amati as she stands holding the axe. Another woris, Sharon Hacker, appears to be finishing her purchase at the cash register ahead of him, Mr Rimmer turns slightly away from Ms Amati. Ms Amati can be seen entering the store carrying the axe.

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He falls to the ground. Ms Hacker then falls forward to the ground. Ms Amati then steps towards the shop door and swings blonde lady that works in corner store axe above her head once more and brings it down forcefully in blonde lady that works in corner store region where Ms Hacker is lying. Footage of the aftermath the attack show Mr Rimmer covered in blood, blood on the floor and him pulling off his T-shirt as blood continues to flow from blonds head.

Footage outside the shop sandvich massage Ms Amati strolling off carrying the axe off the service station premises. Ms Amati then takes aim at a second customer before stepping over her and leaving the premises. Earlier, a witness in the trial gave dramatic evidence describing how Ms Amati came out of a 7-Eleven with an axe dripping with blood.

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I realised she was intending to do harm so I made a mad dash to the end of the block. Evie Amati faces six charges over the axe attack. Facebook Source: Ambulance officer Chloe Ashurst told the court she had arrived at the Enmore 7-Eleven at 2. The jury of eight men and four women heard that Ms Amati walked into the convenience store armed with a 2kg axe with a 50cm long handle and 11cm long blade and an 18cm long knife in her back pocket. It was 2. It was blonde lady that works in corner store claimed that at 1.

Ms Amati on the street in Enmore following the attack inside the 7 Eleven.

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